The Top 26 Reasons to Take the “Vaccine”
A doctor told me to. I don't need to ask questions or know anything more than that.
A rabbi told me to. I'm not even allowed to ask questions.
All the people on television keep urging me to take it.
The media keeps telling me how good it is. They said there was some study that said it's great, and that's all I need to hear.
Famous actors who pretend to be other people for a living took it. It must be good for me. (I'm sure they didn't pretend.)
Covid is really scary. This is the only other option.
My friends and family took it. I trust them and don't need to know more.
My friends and family took it. I don't want to be the odd one out.
I don't want people to call me an Anti-vaxxer or a conspiracy theorist.
I want to be able to call other people Anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists.
I want to travel.
I don't want to have to quarantine.
I don't want to lose my job.
I don't want to be kicked out of school.
I don't want to lose my friends.
I don't want to be kept out of restaurants and other public venues.
I want to get back to normal (but I'm not being forced or blackmailed!).
They are giving out free pizza AND a Coke.
The attractive people on television said there's a new strain, and they sounded really scared.
I took the flu shot, so why not?
I took other vaccines, so why not?
The people in charge said we have to do it, and they know what's best for me.
All the doctors and rabbis said we have to take it.
Okay, most of them did. But the ones who say differently have inferior credentials.
Okay, they have good credentials, but they were discredited by the people in charge. I don't need to know more.
Everyone's doing it.