January 25, 2021
I wear my mask in shul
I wear it in the pool
I wear it in the shower
I wear it every hour
I never show my face
It would be a big disgrace
If I spread another case
And killed the human race
I wear it when it's light
I wear it at midnight
We need to all unite
And give up all our rights
It isn't tyranny
Or a conspiracy
You better get the gist
You crazy theorist
The only thing I fear
Is that you will come near
Expose me to your breath
And quickly cause my death
Do what all the experts say
It's Purim every day
I'll dress up like a clown
I'll wear a wedding gown
Weakness makes us stronger
It's just a little longer
So questions do not ask
Forever wear your mask!