August 13, 2020

It's the sale you've been waiting for your entire life! Black Friday is now Black Lives Matter Friday! Check out our doorbuster and windowbuster specials. We're slashing prices, all the way to 100% off. Flat screen TVs and electronics: 100% off. Apparel and accessories from the hottest designers: 100% off. Cash registers and their contents: 100% off.

BLM Friday means no waiting on line! No need to wait on line in the middle of the night for stores to open – just go right in! No need to wait on line to check out – skip the checkout completely! No more cash and carry – just carry!

Quantities are limited, while supplies last. Act fast before the shelves are empty, or before the shelves are gone completely. No layaways.

Our sales are so hot that fire trucks are rushing to the scene. So bring a U-Haul and take advantage of these never-before-seen prices! If you can't find parking, just drive right into the store.

Black Lives Matter Friday – coming to your town soon!